[INTERIOR – SIDEWALK DRIVER PRACTICE SPACE]
KATE: I’ve got this awesome new song I want to teach you guys.
JARED: Remember that time I used Richard Bouchard’s face as a slide? How great was that?!?! And I jumped off of A.J.’s kick drum.
KATE: Speaking of A.J., where is he?
JOHN: He’s going to be a little late. The Rolex folks needed him to swing by the factory so they could set their watches to him.
TAD: Has anyone seen the Sparkle Fairies? I can’t seem to find them.
KATE, JARED, JOHN: Not again!
KATE: Really guys, I’ve got this new song to show-
JOHN [INTERRUPTING]: In the last seven days we’ve opened for the B-52s, rocked the big Township gig at Brighton Music Hall and blown the roof off of Radio on opening night. Not bad.
JARED: And I used Bouchard’s face as a slide!
[TAD RETURNS COVERED IN GLITTER AND CONFETTI]
TAD: I found the Sparkle Fairies, but now the Confetti Monster has gotten loose!
KATE, JARED, JOHN: Oh, Tad!
KATE: You guys aren’t going to learn this song tonight, are you…
JOHN: No. I’m busy learning “Big Bottom”.
JARED: I’m practicing slides on Bouchard’s face.
TAD [OFF SCREEN]: I could use a little help in here!
KATE: Argh! Let’s just watch Maru videos and look at these photos from the Radio gig up on Daykamp Music…